Dear Abby,
We love you so much,
Our hearts you have touched.
So proud are we,
You bring us all glee.
As this day drew near,
It became very clear,
It should be as special as you,
That much we knew.
The perfect gift was thought about,
And pondered with doubt.
Until finally Shae did exclaim,
“I’ve got it! A game!”
So with this thought we leave you,
On this riddle to stew:
We hope you don’t mind
But our gifts you must find.
YOUR FIRST CLUE IS EASY,
IF YOU JUST THINK,
OF WHAT MORNING PEOPLE
LOVE TO DRINK
(This was a Starbucks giftcard hidden by the coffee pot)
IT MAY SEEM STRANGE
TO BOW IN THIS PLACE,
BUT YOUR NEXT GIFT WILL BE
AMONG SOCKS AND LACE.
(She is a fan of Tim Tebow, so this was a tshirt with his number on it, a silhouette of him kneeling in front of it, hidden in her underwear/sock drawer)
TOO BAD WE CAN’T BUY
THE CAR OF YOUR DREAMS,
BUT THIS CLUE WILL LEAD YOU
TO A SWEETER GIFT, IT SEEMS.
(This was a Pandora charm for her bracelet that was a little car, put on the hood of our car)
ABIGAIL P. PHILLIPS HAS 16 LETTERS
JUST LIKE YOUR AGE!
YOUR NEXT GIFT WILL BE NEAR FLOWERS,
A BET I WOULD WAGE.
(This was another Pandora charm that was a dangling "16" hidden in the flowers-get it? 16 letters in her name, age 16, and the 16 charm. HEHE)
SO PRETTY ARE YOUR EYES
THAT YOUR DADDY SAYS NO COLORS.
BUT THIS PENCIL IS OK,
YOU WILL FIND IT WITH SHAE’S OTHERS.
(She wants colored contacts, but Jon won't let her get them. She loves this expensive eyeliner from Sephora, so I got her that and hid it with my makeup)
THIS COLOR WAS DIFFICULT
FOR YOU TO SAY,
BUT THE GIFT IS EASY,
IF YOU LET YOUR FINGERS LEAD THE WAY.
(When she was little, she pronounced the word yellow-"lellow" and nail polish was-"po-nailish." So I got her some lellow po-nailish and hid it with my nail polishes).
SOME SAY YOU’RE TALL,
SOME SAY YOU’RE SHORT.
YEARLY PICS TELL THE STORY,
CHEER IS YOUR SPORT.
(Abby is not tall by any means, but one of her friends, Jasmine, is actually shorter than she. The "short" hint in here is referring to the gift, which was a pair of the Nike shorts she loves, and it was hidden behind a huge frame hanging up in our house that has all of her cheerleading pics since she started in 3rd grade.)
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?
WHERE SHOULD YOU PUT THE CASH YOU OWN?
THIS NEXT GIFT IS TWO IN ONE,
THEY HIDE WHERE SHAE KEEPS HER PHONE.
(I got her a new wallet, one that matches the purse she is carrying. It has a print on it similar to zebra print, which is her fave AND I just happened to find in on clearance at Target. Awesome, I know. I put $16 in it and hid it in my purse. Jacob figured this one out.)
I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM,
BUT WHAT DO WE DO FOR THIS FOOD?
MAYBE WE LAUGH?
OR MAYBE WE MOO?
(Abby LOVES cereal. And by love, I mean OBSESSED. She eats it constantly. I got her a tshirt one year that said "cereal killer." hehe. But this was a box of her favorite cereal, hidden in the fridge. When she read the clue, she said, "milk. you got me milk?")
YOUR CLOTHES DON’T FIT?
A TAYLOR YOU SHOULD SEE.
OR JUST ASK THIS GUY,
IN THE MOVIES HE WILL BE.
(She loves Taylor Lautner, hence the misspelling of the word "tailor" in the clue. This was his latest movie, Abduction, hidden with our movies.)
SHAKE THAT BA-DONK-A-DONK
TO THIS TUNE.
THE GIFT ISN’T TICKETS,
SO TRY NOT TO SWOON.
(Double meaning going on with the first line: obviously, shake your butt to the music, a hint to the gift which was a CD; but also, we tease her about her big butt-it really is. The singer on the CD is actually coming to concert soon, and Abby tried to get Hallie to buy her tickets for her bday. But Hallie doesn't like the guy, so she wouldn't. Hence, the rest of the clue. It was hidden by our old stereo, which Abby didn't even know we had...she looked by the computer.)
SMACK IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE ALPHABET IT SITS,
A DESSERT PEOPLE LOVE
SO MUCH THEY THROW FITS.
(When Abby was little, she pronounced M&M candy-Lemonlems. So I got a big bag of dark choc M&Ms-her fave-and made my own label that said "Lemon Lems," and hid it in our dessert box. Yes, we have a dessert box. Michael says it is the greatest thing ever. I digress. Funny story about this clue. When I read it to the girls at work, the first answer someone called out was, "Pie! Pecans?" When Abby read the clue, the first thing she said was, "Pie? Pecans?" How strange is that..)
WHERE WILL YOU PUT YOUR COPIES?
ON A HOOK OR ON A CHAIN?
WHEREVER YOU DO, DON’T LOSE THEM,
YOU’LL GO INSANE.
(I was actually most proud of this clue. I just thought it was clever. I got her a keychain in the shape of a cupcake. But do you get it? We will have to make her COPIES of our car keys??? You put your keys on a keyCHAIN and we have a HOOK hanging up in the kitchen where we hang our extra keys??? Also, when you lose your keys, looking for them drives you INSANE!! Another funny story about this clue: When I read it at work, they had a difficult time with it. Our little Mexican carhop said, "Explain me insane." Tasha said, "That means it drives you crazy, like when I locked my keys in my car last night, it drove me insane!.....OH!"
ALL THE LATEST ONES YOU WILL SEE.
WITH BROOKE AND LAUREN YOU WILL FLEA.
FOR THIS GIFT, LEARN TO SEW,
AND TO THIS PLACE YOU WILL GO.
(Gift card to the movies. Brooke and Lauren are her best friends. I hid it in my sewing box. I think this was one of the last ones I wrote. My brain was running out of clever so I just threw in rhyming words... :)
MOMS LOVE TO MAKE MEMORIES,
IT’S BEST JUST TO SMILE, YOU WILL FIND.
YOUR LAST GIFT WILL BE
NEAR OTHERS OF ITS KIND.
(This was my fave gift, and she liked it the best too. I made a photo album-with a free promo code of course-filled with only baby and toddler pics of her. And instead of regular captions, I put in all the funny little things she said as a child.)
This was awesome! Love! Love!
ReplyDeleteI also love that you have a dessert box..I agree with Michael.
This was really fun!
WOW that was a lot of trouble. Abby, should feel very special. You are still waiting for me to make you that photo album. I have a year & 5 months before i retire -then maybe you will get it.
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